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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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