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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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Men don't hear women.
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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