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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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