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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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