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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I'm really funny now.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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