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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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