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Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
Wanda Sykes
Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
Wanda Sykes
My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
Wanda Sykes
I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
Wanda Sykes
How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
Wanda Sykes
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
Wanda Sykes
I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
Wanda Sykes
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
Wanda Sykes