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Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I'm really funny now.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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