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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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