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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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I'm really funny now.
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