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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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Men don't hear women.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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