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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
Wanda Sykes
Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
Wanda Sykes
Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
Wanda Sykes
Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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