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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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