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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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