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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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