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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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