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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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