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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
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