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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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