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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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