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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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