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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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