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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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