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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I'm really funny now.
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I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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