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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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