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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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Men don't hear women.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
Wanda Sykes
If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
Wanda Sykes
I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
Wanda Sykes
It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
Wanda Sykes
All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
Wanda Sykes
Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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