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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I'm really funny now.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
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