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I'm really funny now.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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Men don't hear women.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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