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I'm really funny now.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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