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Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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Men don't hear women.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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