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I'm really funny now.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
Wanda Yvette Sykes-Hall
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
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