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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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