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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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