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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Men don't hear women.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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