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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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