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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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Men don't hear women.
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