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I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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