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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I'm really funny now.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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