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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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