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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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Writers get to stay with the piece. They don't just turn the script in and somebody else takes it over and goes out and produces it and edits it and all that stuff. We stay with the piece all the way through.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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I'm really funny now.
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