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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her from behind my blinds.
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