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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. I hope his kidneys fail.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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