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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my parents about what its like to be black.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
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I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But right now being a mom is taking up most of my time... My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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