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I'm here today because I hated everything else.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.
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I don't like doing the same material over and over again. It's not fun.
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It's not until you develop your own voice, your own persona onstage that you become your own comic, who you really are.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
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Ok so there's no TV shows, no movies going on fine, but I love going on stage and performing stand up so my situation is a little better than someone who's strictly just an actor or actress.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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I work hard. The staff and crew see how much energy I put into this project, and it makes them step up.
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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