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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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