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I'm here today because I hated everything else.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Today
Everything
Hated
Comedy
Else
Women

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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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white criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is much better now.'
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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