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I'm here today because I hated everything else.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Hated
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Today
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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I'm really funny now.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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Mostly everything gets worse before it gets better.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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