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I'm here today because I hated everything else.

Wanda Sykes

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Writer
Portsmouth
Virginia
Wanda Sykes-Hall
Wanda Yvette Sykes
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Everything
Hated
Comedy
Else
Women
Today

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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
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I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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Men don't hear women.
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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