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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.
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People say, 'Well don't you regret not having kids?' And I go, 'No, not really.' And then if they keep asking, I always say this, 'Well, you know, maybe I'll adopt.' But I don't mean that. It's just something I say to make me sound like a nicer person.
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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I'm always thinking of stuff I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
Wanda Sykes
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.
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When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Wanda Sykes
Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say, 'Hey, I love what you guys are doing - you're funny,' then you're in. It's legit.
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