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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my drinking.
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When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way to New York. How can you stop people from loving each other? How can you get upset about loving?
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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With a black president, I can relax... I can dance in public... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I really can't pinpoint the one moment when I said I want to be a comic.
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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