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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
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I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
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When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
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There are just so many more laws and rules that apply with marriage that do not come with domestic partnership and also to me it's the commitment.
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I had top-secret clearance and everything. I was working on a couple of projects that would keep me involved in Desert Storm. I was in the mix, which is scary.
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I think it's because my comedy is in your face, and it comes from a place that's real.
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There's times when I'm really shy, so these roles that I get to play, they're how I would love to really be. And that's why I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that's why it's my favorite thing to do.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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