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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
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Portsmouth
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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I feel today's society is so judgmental.
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I have problems with YouTube and things like that, when you catch it mid production. If I'm doing a show and I'm working on a bit and someone's there with a phone, they record it and put it online - it's not the finished product.
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Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
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I'm finally just relaxed and comfortable with who I am.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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I enjoy stand-up because it has the biggest reward: instant gratification. You can hear the people laughing.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.
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Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a lot of energy.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
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I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
Wanda Sykes
You can't make a woman happy. That's like trying to cure a fatal disease. The goal is to treat the symptoms so you can comfortably live with the illness.
Wanda Sykes
I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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