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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.
Wanda Sykes
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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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Wanda Yvette Sykes
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As soon as you say 'I do,' you'll discover that marriage is like a car. Both of you might be sitting in the front seat, but only one of you is driving. And most marriages are more like a motorcycle than a car. Somebody has to sit in the back, and you have to yell just to be heard.
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When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
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I love Costas. He's knows too much, but he's a good guy.
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Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
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My worlds collide. When one things happens, it just starts a domino effect - everything else goes on.
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If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
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I'm here today because I hated everything else.
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To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in the mail one day and say, 'Aw, sh - , I'm secretary of state next month.
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A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
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I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
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I always want to go back and do stand-up I like the freedom.
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
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I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
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If you don't believe in same-sex marriage, then don't marry somebody of the same sex.
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
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