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Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

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Wanda Sykes
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 7
Comedian
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Television Producer
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Portsmouth
Virginia
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
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Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, Listen, you're not pregnant. I said, Hey, just shut up and do your job. I'm exercising my right while I can, dammit.
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I'm a comedian so I'm not waiting around for someone to write a part for me. I don't have to wait for somebody else to create my next job I have the ability to basically write my own ticket.
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
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I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.
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I watched a lot of comedy growing up.
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I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay.
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You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
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That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing.
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And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
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Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
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Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.
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I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.
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The first time onstage, a light went on. 'OK, this is my thing. I'm comfortable here. This is my thing.'
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But I understand that relationship I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.
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Yeah, I had top-secret clearance and everything.
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