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If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.

Walter Moers

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Walter Moers
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: January 1
Author
Screenwriter
Writer
München-Gladbach
Plates
Dinner
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Would
Flatness
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Plate

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