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If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.

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Walt Kelly
Age: 60 †
Born: 1913
Born: August 25
Died: 1973
Died: October 18
Animator
Character Animator
Comics Artist
Comics Writer
Journalist
Reporter
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
Walter Crawford Kelly
Jr.
School
Mean
Pestered
Even
Elected
Think
Humorous
Thinking
Wants
President
Means
Kids

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Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded.
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Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts.
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There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve, then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts on tiny trumpets, we shall meet the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember... We have met the enemy and he is us.
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The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either.
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You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin!
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Eventually every man gotta face the problem of tryin' to figger if it's worthwhile to prove that he is himself.
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.
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There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
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Traces of nobility, gentleness and courage persist in all people, do what we will to stamp out the trend. So, too, do those characteristics which are ugly. It is just unfortunate that in the clumsy hands of a cartoonist all traits become ridiculous, leading to a certain amount of self-conscious expostulation and the desire to join battle.
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Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
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Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
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Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine)
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