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Bless your heart, they don't mind--they're exceedingly kind-- They don't blame you--as long as you're funny!

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W. S. Gilbert
Age: 74 †
Born: 1836
Born: November 18
Died: 1911
Died: May 29
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Sir William Schwenck Gilbert
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I am the Captain of the Pinafore And a right good captain too! . . . . And I'm never, never sick at sea! What, never? No, never! What never? Hardly ever! He's hardly ever sick at sea! Then give three cheers, and one cheer more, For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!
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There's fish in the sea, no doubt of it, As good as ever came out of it.
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Posterity shall know of me even less than I shall know of posterity.
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