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I'm looking for loopholes.

W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
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It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
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I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
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Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
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There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
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Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
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I always made up my own acts built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.
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I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
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I like children. If they're properly cooked.
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees.
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