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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
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In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.
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I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
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All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
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I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
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Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
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Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
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Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
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Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
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I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
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