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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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William Claude Dukenfield
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
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I always made up my own acts built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.
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In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.
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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
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I drink therefore I am.
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Some people are born losers others acquire the knack gradually.
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Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
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The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
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The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
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I'm looking for loopholes.
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I have a poor memory for names but I seldom remember a face.
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