Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
W. C. Fields
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
Living
Quart
Two
Inflation
Survive
Human
Dollars
Humans
Cost
Going
Humanity
Race
Gone
More quotes by W. C. Fields
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.
W. C. Fields
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. Fields
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
W. C. Fields
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
W. C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
W. C. Fields
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W. C. Fields
I must have a drink of breakfast.
W. C. Fields
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
W. C. Fields
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
W. C. Fields
I always made up my own acts built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.
W. C. Fields
I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
W. C. Fields
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
W. C. Fields
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
W. C. Fields
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
W. C. Fields
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
W. C. Fields
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
W. C. Fields
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. Fields
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
W. C. Fields
