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I have a poor memory for names but I seldom remember a face.

W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
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I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
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Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
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I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.
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I can do anything I want to do!
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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The best thing to break is a contract.
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